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Description: You need this shirt if you, too, teach Latin for the money and the fame of it all. Can you hear the crowd cheering? Social media going wild? Me either, but we love our students and know Latin.

Description: If you're studying the Renaissance, study with da Vinci, Shakespeare, Michelangel and Copernicus!

Description: This shirt is not inclusive. It excludes anyone who can't read it. Only students who study will know how hilarious you are. This design is for lighter colored shirts.

Description: This shirt is not inclusive. It excludes anyone who can't read it. Only students who study will know how hilarious you are. This design is for darker colored shirts.

Description: If you've memorized it, you should get to wear it! This would make a great gift for the memory masters, tutors, Latin students and Latin teachers in your life! See also the Latin picture book, In Principio, which uses the same text, at LemonCreekPress.com.

Description: If you've memorized it, you should get to wear it! This would make a great gift for the memory masters, tutors, Latin students and Latin teachers in your life! See also the Latin picture book, In Principio, which uses the same text, at LemonCreekPress.com.

Description: Geek out with a nearly 600 year old manuscript.Taken from one of the few surviving complete copies of the first run of the 1455 Gutenberg Bible, this print will proclaim your nerdiness. This will make a great gift of the tutors, teachers, directors and Latin students in your life!

Description: This little-known Hokusai work captures the moment a ferocious wave tragically washed three ribeyes out to sea. It is the 37th in Hokusai’s series entitled Thirty-six Views of Mount Fuji. Text says, "ribeye" in Katakana.

Description: The Beef Council was on to something, but they fell short. We fixed it for you.

Description: Eat meat. Meat heals.

Description: It's true they are cute and it's true they are tasty.

Description: In an effort to learn self-discipline, practice diligence and change our lives for the better, we can learn to love what must be done. Let's wear shirts and do this together.

Description: A simple reminder that it is hurt people who hurt people and to be sure it is not an imperative sentence, it has been diagrammed for the peace-loving grammar nerds in your life.

Description: Can we draft him? Or something?

Description: It's a niche set of people who raise ducks. They should have gear.

Description: For when you live in the great state of Oklahoma, but have mixed feelings about it.

Description: Human rights belong to all humans.

Description: Just so they know.

Description: I don't know about you, but I'm ready for some change! Compared to respectability, they are comparatively honest!

Description: Let's just get this out of the way. You've been warned.

Description: ACHE family shirt

Description: It's true and they can't say they weren't warned.

Description: Albrecht Durer knew what the real unicorns looked like.