Shorts

Description: Sometimes people don't know they need liturgy. Liturgical worship has been abandoned for so many generations, it's no wonder! Call on your loved ones (or people around you who can read cursive) to turn from the chaos and embrace ancient worship forms. Available in your favorite liturgical color. Of course.

Description: The law of prayer is the law of belief. What does this mean? This means that how we pray and worship demonstrates what we believe. See also: Y'all need liturgy.

Description: How do you study God's Word? Read. Mark. Learn. Inwardly digest. Now click Add To Cart at once and in good cheer.

Description: Hip and relevant, unlike the typical Lutheran, this distressed shirt design will advertise your appreciation of the Protestant Reformation! This will show up on light or dark shirts and would make a great gift for your favorite Lutheran.

Description: You've been warned.

Description: Not everyone is going to win the spelling bee and that's okay.

Description: If you're studying the Renaissance, study with da Vinci, Shakespeare, Michelangel and Copernicus!

Description: This little-known Hokusai work captures the moment a ferocious wave tragically washed three ribeyes out to sea. It is the 37th in Hokusai’s series entitled Thirty-six Views of Mount Fuji. Text says, "ribeye" in Katakana.

Description: The Beef Council was on to something, but they fell short. We fixed it for you.

Description: It's true they are cute and it's true they are tasty.

Description: In an effort to learn self-discipline, practice diligence and change our lives for the better, we can learn to love what must be done. Let's wear shirts and do this together.

Description: A simple reminder that it is hurt people who hurt people and to be sure it is not an imperative sentence, it has been diagrammed for the peace-loving grammar nerds in your life.

Description: For when you live in the great state of Oklahoma, but have mixed feelings about it.

Description: Just so they know.

Description: Let's just get this out of the way. You've been warned.

Description: ACHE family shirt

Description: It's true and they can't say they weren't warned.