Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Description: What does scripture say baptism delivers?

Description: It's true, y'all DO need liturgy.

Description: It's true, y'all DO need liturgy.

Description: It's true, y'all DO need liturgy!

Description: The first three rules of proper biblical exegesis are context, context and context.

Description: For over two thousand years, Ephesians 2 has had everything but its own shirt. Fixed that.

Description: Just so they know.

Description: Let's just get this out of the way. You've been warned.

Description: It's true and they can't say they weren't warned.

Description: A conversation starter, this design is!

Description: Christ came. Christ comes. Christ will come. This sums up a celebration of Advent. Prepare yourself.

Description: We are to number our days aright and remember our mortality. What better way than a shirt with subdued colors? Okay, there are better ways, but this one is good, too.

Description: St. Paul writes in Romans chapter six: “We were therefore buried with Him through baptism into death in order that, just as Christ was raised from the dead through the glory of the Father, we too may live a new life.” (Rom. 6:4)

Description: Our culture may think Christmas ends on December 25, but you know better. Grace Christmas parties in style with an Advent hymn shirt. In Latin, veni veni, Emmanuel means O come, o come, Emmanuel!

Description: We know Christmas doesn't begin until December 25! Don't give in! Wear an Advent shirt to all those early Christmas parties!

Description: Celebrate Christmas with a traditional scripture reading about the Word made flesh. Plus, a Luther seal!

Description: Create mystery with a Happy New Year shirt in November! Even if you wear it weeks after the liturgical new year (which you should), people will think you have your life together and that you're early for our cultural new year celebration.

Description: Cheaper and more honest than an ugly Christmas sweater, this Advent shirt reminds those rushing ahead that Advent is a season of remembering our need for Christ,

Description: It's true. Lutherans know it's true. If you're not Lutheran, go borrow a Lutheran hymnal. Read them. Sing them. If you still disagree, buy this shirt for your Lutheran friend anyway.

Description: If "Merry Xmas" was an attempt to remove Christ from Christmas, it failed. Merry Xmas, y'all!

Description: John 6:67-69: So Jesus said to the twelve, “Do you want to go away as well?” Simon Peter answered him, “Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life, and we have believed, and have come to know, that you are the Holy One of God.” Alleluia, indeed.

Description: Albrecht Durer knew what the real unicorns looked like.

Description: You need this shirt if you, too, teach Latin for the money and the fame of it all. Can you hear the crowd cheering? Social media going wild? Me either, but we love our students and know Latin.

Description: Lex orandi lex credendi. What does this mean? In short, how we worship is a statement about what we believe.

Description: Y'all need Liturgy, but with a seal.

Description: If you're studying the Renaissance, study with da Vinci, Shakespeare, Michelangel and Copernicus!

Description: Come Thou Long-Expected Jesus written by Charles Wesley (1707-1788) combined with a Tau Cross, the symbol of the Advent Season. Conveniently available in violet (or whichever contrasting color you choose).

Description: We all know how important socialization is, right? School is not for socializing! Unless you homeschool. Now you can wear your reminder! Nifty! Artist Edvard Munch, frequently ill as a child, was schooled at home when too sick to attend school. The Scream was obviously* painted after Edvard was inspired by his mother in the moment she realized her mistake. *The statements in this description may vary in accuracy.

Description: Human rights belong to all humans.

Description: We are saved by grace alone, through faith alone, in Christ alone, as revealed by Scripture alone, to the glory of God alone. A cursory glance at the current state of American Christian churches makes the need for this shirt obvious.

Description: We are saved by grace alone, through faith alone, in Christ alone, as revealed by Scripture alone, to the glory of God alone. A cursory glance at the current state of American Christian churches makes the need for this shirt obvious.

Description: This shirt is not inclusive. It excludes anyone who can't read it. Only students who study will know how hilarious you are. This design is for lighter colored shirts.

Description: This shirt is not inclusive. It excludes anyone who can't read it. Only students who study will know how hilarious you are. This design is for darker colored shirts.

Description: I homeschool for the money. You know you do, too. Let's wear shirts.

Description: The Beef Council was on to something, but they fell short. We fixed it for you.

Description: This little-known Hokusai work captures the moment a ferocious wave tragically washed three ribeyes out to sea. It is the 37th in Hokusai’s series entitled Thirty-six Views of Mount Fuji. Text says, "ribeye" in Katakana.