Shorts

Description: St. Paul writes in Romans chapter six: “We were therefore buried with Him through baptism into death in order that, just as Christ was raised from the dead through the glory of the Father, we too may live a new life.” (Rom. 6:4)

Description: Baptism unites us with Christ.

Description: We are saved by grace alone, through faith alone, in Christ alone, as revealed by Scripture alone, to the glory of God alone. A cursory glance at the current state of American Christian churches makes the need for this shirt obvious.

Description: We are saved by grace alone, through faith alone, in Christ alone, as revealed by Scripture alone, to the glory of God alone. A cursory glance at the current state of American Christian churches makes the need for this shirt obvious.

Description: I can stop any time I want. Really.

Description: The first three rules of proper biblical exegesis are context, context and context.

Description: It's true, y'all DO need liturgy.

Description: We are to number our days aright and remember our mortality. What better way than a shirt with subdued colors? Okay, there are better ways, but this one is good, too.

Description: Verse four.

Description: Merry Christmas!

Description: Christ is in Christmas - don't forget the mass. Go to church.

Description: Come Thou Long-Expected Jesus written by Charles Wesley (1707-1788) combined with a Tau Cross, the symbol of the Advent Season. Conveniently available in violet (or whichever contrasting color you choose).

Description: We know Christmas doesn't begin until December 25! Don't give in! Wear an Advent shirt to all those early Christmas parties!

Description: Merry Christmas!

Description: Let's not lose sight of the season!

Description: Celebrate Christmas with a traditional scripture reading about the Word made flesh. Plus, a Luther seal!

Description: Cheaper and more honest than an ugly Christmas sweater, this Advent shirt reminds those rushing ahead that Advent is a season of remembering our need for Christ,

Description: If "Merry Xmas" was an attempt to remove Christ from Christmas, it failed. Merry Xmas, y'all!

Description: John 6:67-69: So Jesus said to the twelve, “Do you want to go away as well?” Simon Peter answered him, “Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life, and we have believed, and have come to know, that you are the Holy One of God.” Alleluia, indeed.

Description: You've been warned.

Description: I homeschool for the money. You know you do, too. Let's wear shirts.

Description: Not everyone is going to win the spelling bee and that's okay.

Description: We all know how important socialization is, right? School is not for socializing! Unless you homeschool. Now you can wear your reminder! Nifty! Artist Edvard Munch, frequently ill as a child, was schooled at home when too sick to attend school. The Scream was obviously* painted after Edvard was inspired by his mother in the moment she realized her mistake. *The statements in this description may vary in accuracy.

Description: You need this shirt if you, too, teach Latin for the money and the fame of it all. Can you hear the crowd cheering? Social media going wild? Me either, but we love our students and know Latin.

Description: If you're studying the Renaissance, study with da Vinci, Shakespeare, Michelangel and Copernicus!

Description: This shirt is not inclusive. It excludes anyone who can't read it. Only students who study will know how hilarious you are. This design is for lighter colored shirts.

Description: This shirt is not inclusive. It excludes anyone who can't read it. Only students who study will know how hilarious you are. This design is for darker colored shirts.

Description: If you've memorized it, you should get to wear it! This would make a great gift for the memory masters, tutors, Latin students and Latin teachers in your life! See also the Latin picture book, In Principio, which uses the same text, at LemonCreekPress.com.

Description: If you've memorized it, you should get to wear it! This would make a great gift for the memory masters, tutors, Latin students and Latin teachers in your life! See also the Latin picture book, In Principio, which uses the same text, at LemonCreekPress.com.

Description: Geek out with a nearly 600 year old manuscript.Taken from one of the few surviving complete copies of the first run of the 1455 Gutenberg Bible, this print will proclaim your nerdiness. This will make a great gift of the tutors, teachers, directors and Latin students in your life!

Description: This little-known Hokusai work captures the moment a ferocious wave tragically washed three ribeyes out to sea. It is the 37th in Hokusai’s series entitled Thirty-six Views of Mount Fuji. Text says, "ribeye" in Katakana.

Description: The Beef Council was on to something, but they fell short. We fixed it for you.

Description: It's true they are cute and it's true they are tasty.

Description: In an effort to learn self-discipline, practice diligence and change our lives for the better, we can learn to love what must be done. Let's wear shirts and do this together.

Description: A simple reminder that it is hurt people who hurt people and to be sure it is not an imperative sentence, it has been diagrammed for the peace-loving grammar nerds in your life.

Description: For when you live in the great state of Oklahoma, but have mixed feelings about it.