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Description: Jesus said, "is," not, "represents." I'm not saying I understand it, but I am saying you should check the text.

Description: How do you study God's Word? Read. Mark. Learn. Inwardly digest. Now click Add To Cart at once and in good cheer.

Description: Once you see the distinction, you can't unsee it and every day is a beautiful day to properly distinguish law and Gospel!

Description: Look it up.

Description: Love God & eat boldly. In a world that is biblically and nutritionally illiterate, love your neighbor by boldly confessing the truth with this piece by Lucas Cranach the Elder!

Description: Sometimes we just need something exciting to talk about.

Description: It's true, y'all DO need liturgy!

Description: The elements of the Lord's Supper.

Description: Hip and relevant, unlike the typical Lutheran, this distressed shirt design will advertise your appreciation of the Protestant Reformation! This will show up on light or dark shirts and would make a great gift for your favorite Lutheran.

Description: Hip and relevant, unlike the typical Lutheran, this distressed shirt design will advertise your appreciation of the Protestant Reformation!

Description: St. Paul writes in Romans chapter six: “We were therefore buried with Him through baptism into death in order that, just as Christ was raised from the dead through the glory of the Father, we too may live a new life.” (Rom. 6:4)

Description: Baptism unites us with Christ.

Description: We are saved by grace alone, through faith alone, in Christ alone, as revealed by Scripture alone, to the glory of God alone. A cursory glance at the current state of American Christian churches makes the need for this shirt obvious.

Description: I can stop any time I want. Really.

Description: The first three rules of proper biblical exegesis are context, context and context.

Description: It's true, y'all DO need liturgy.

Description: We are to number our days aright and remember our mortality. What better way than a shirt with subdued colors? Okay, there are better ways, but this one is good, too.

Description: Verse four.

Description: Merry Christmas!

Description: Our culture may think Christmas ends on December 25, but you know better. Grace Christmas parties in style with an Advent hymn shirt. In Latin, veni veni, Emmanuel means O come, o come, Emmanuel!

Description: Christ is in Christmas - don't forget the mass. Go to church.

Description: Come Thou Long-Expected Jesus written by Charles Wesley (1707-1788) combined with a Tau Cross, the symbol of the Advent Season. Conveniently available in violet (or whichever contrasting color you choose).

Description: We know Christmas doesn't begin until December 25! Don't give in! Wear an Advent shirt to all those early Christmas parties!

Description: Merry Christmas!

Description: Celebrate Christmas with a traditional scripture reading about the Word made flesh. Plus, a Luther seal!

Description: Create mystery with a Happy New Year shirt in November! Even if you wear it weeks after the liturgical new year (which you should), people will think you have your life together and that you're early for our cultural new year celebration.

Description: Cheaper and more honest than an ugly Christmas sweater, this Advent shirt reminds those rushing ahead that Advent is a season of remembering our need for Christ,

Description: If "Merry Xmas" was an attempt to remove Christ from Christmas, it failed. Merry Xmas, y'all!

Description: Chocolates and flowers are a funny way to remember a martyr, but okay.

Description: John 6:67-69: So Jesus said to the twelve, “Do you want to go away as well?” Simon Peter answered him, “Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life, and we have believed, and have come to know, that you are the Holy One of God.” Alleluia, indeed.

Description: You've been warned.

Description: Not everyone is going to win the spelling bee and that's okay.

Description: We all know how important socialization is, right? School is not for socializing! Unless you homeschool. Now you can wear your reminder! Nifty! Artist Edvard Munch, frequently ill as a child, was schooled at home when too sick to attend school. The Scream was obviously* painted after Edvard was inspired by his mother in the moment she realized her mistake. *The statements in this description may vary in accuracy.

Description: You need this shirt if you, too, teach Latin for the money and the fame of it all. Can you hear the crowd cheering? Social media going wild? Me either, but we love our students and know Latin.

Description: If you're studying the Renaissance, study with da Vinci, Shakespeare, Michelangel and Copernicus!