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I Homeschool for the Money! Pillow

Description: I homeschool for the money. You know you do, too. Let's wear shirts.

Tags: homeschool clothing, memoria press, classical conversations, classical education, homeschooler
World's Okayest Homeschool Family Pillow

Description: Not everyone is going to win the spelling bee and that's okay.

Tags: funny, home school, homeschool mom, homeschooling, lemon creek press
Oh no! I forgot to socialize the kids! Pillow

Description: We all know how important socialization is, right? School is not for socializing! Unless you homeschool. Now you can wear your reminder! Nifty! Artist Edvard Munch, frequently ill as a child, was schooled at home when too sick to attend school. The Scream was obviously* painted after Edvard was inspired by his mother in the moment she realized her mistake. *The statements in this description may vary in accuracy.

Tags: socialization, funny homeschool dad, funny homeschool, homeschool, homeschool apparel
I Teach for the Money and the Fame! (Latin) Pillow

Description: You need this shirt if you, too, teach Latin for the money and the fame of it all. Can you hear the crowd cheering? Social media going wild? Me either, but we love our students and know Latin.

Tags: classical education, funny homeschool, funny teacher, homeschool, homeschool apparel
Renaissance Men Pillow

Description: If you're studying the Renaissance, study with da Vinci, Shakespeare, Michelangel and Copernicus!

Tags: copernicus, da vinci, history, michelangelo, renaissance fair
I Teach for Money and Fame - Latin Version (light colors) Pillow

Description: This shirt is not inclusive. It excludes anyone who can't read it. Only students who study will know how hilarious you are. This design is for lighter colored shirts.

Tags: cc tutor, challenge, classical conversations, funny homeschool mom, henle
I Teach for Money and Fame - Latin Version (dark colors) Pillow

Description: This shirt is not inclusive. It excludes anyone who can't read it. Only students who study will know how hilarious you are. This design is for darker colored shirts.

Tags: cc tutor, challenge, classical, classical conversations, classical education
In Principio - John 1:1-7 Pillow

Description: If you've memorized it, you should get to wear it! This would make a great gift for the memory masters, tutors, Latin students and Latin teachers in your life! See also the Latin picture book, In Principio, which uses the same text, at LemonCreekPress.com.

Tags: christian, christmas, classical conversations, cycle 3, foundations
In Principio - John 1:1-7 Pillow

Description: If you've memorized it, you should get to wear it! This would make a great gift for the memory masters, tutors, Latin students and Latin teachers in your life! See also the Latin picture book, In Principio, which uses the same text, at LemonCreekPress.com.

Tags: bible, christian, christmas, classical conversations, cycle 3
Gutenberg Bible John 1:1-7 Pillow

Description: Geek out with a nearly 600 year old manuscript.Taken from one of the few surviving complete copies of the first run of the 1455 Gutenberg Bible, this print will proclaim your nerdiness. This will make a great gift of the tutors, teachers, directors and Latin students in your life!

Tags: bible, classical conversations, cycle 3, foundations, gutenberg
The Great Ribeye Wave off Kanagawa Pillow

Description: This little-known Hokusai work captures the moment a ferocious wave tragically washed three ribeyes out to sea. It is the 37th in Hokusai’s series entitled Thirty-six Views of Mount Fuji. Text says, "ribeye" in Katakana.

Tags: beach, carnivore, carnivore diet, grill, high fat diet
Beef. It's what's for dinner - and breakfast and lunch. Pillow

Description: The Beef Council was on to something, but they fell short. We fixed it for you.

Tags: carnivore, carnivore diet, farmer, grill, grilling
Animals are Food, Not Friends Pillow

Description: It's true they are cute and it's true they are tasty.

Tags: animal, diet, farming, fitness, keto
Learn to Love What Must Be Done - Goethe Pillow

Description: In an effort to learn self-discipline, practice diligence and change our lives for the better, we can learn to love what must be done. Let's wear shirts and do this together.

Tags: cleaning, declutter, diligence, do hard things, goethe
Duck Rancher Pillow

Description: It's a niche set of people who raise ducks. They should have gear.

Tags: animal, duck, duck dad, duck egg, duck farm
Oklahoma - OKayest State in the Union Pillow

Description: For when you live in the great state of Oklahoma, but have mixed feelings about it.

Tags: boomer, broken arrow, edmond, enid, lawton
Human Rights Begin at Human Pillow

Description: Human rights belong to all humans.

Tags: abortion, christian, father, jesus, lemon creek press
Duck Rancher Pillow

Description: Just so they know.

Tags: chicken, chicken lover, dad, duck farmer, duck hunter
Sorry, I'm Awkward. Sorry. Pillow

Description: Let's just get this out of the way. You've been warned.

Tags: anxious, apology, depression, homebody, introvert
Socially Awkward Pillow

Description: It's true and they can't say they weren't warned.

Tags: antisocial, anxiety, bookworm, depression, homebody
I (Rhino) UNICORNS Pillow

Description: Albrecht Durer knew what the real unicorns looked like.

Tags: albrecht durer, artist, body positive, classical, durer

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